Fluffed up

Getting so hammered that you wake up covered in fluff, most likely executed by vengenful frat brothers

Oh man, Jose came home totally fluffed up. Must have been that dumb frat party he went to last night.

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fluffing kittens

The act of doing more then what was required. A bonus.

I've already made my quota for the year, anything more is just fluffing kittens.

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bum fluf

word used to replace a swear word
to show annoyance
use instead of words like: bugger, fuck, shit, pooey, for gods sake, annoying

BUMFLUFF!
wat a bumfluff
shes so bumfluffy
can things get any more bumfluffy?

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fluffed out

the feeling you get right after you smoke some fluffy ass dro. you start to feel freshly FLUFFED
so you are fluffed out

dam man im fluffed out

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fluffing my garfield

the act of pleasuring ones self useing digiatl (with your hands) stimulation. same as bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker and yanking the crank.

*picks up phone at last second* oh hey eric, sorry i was fluffing my garfied

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Fluffing her muffin

1) Slang term for female masturbation
2) To finger a girl

1) Emily was fluffing her muffin all night
2) I hear he fluffed her muffin

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Fluffing your whites

Slang for masturbation, not unlike:

Bopping the baloney, cleaning your rifle, flute solo, jerkin the gherkin, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy.

Fluffing your whites:
Person 1: Why were you late for work this morning?
Person 2: Sorry, I was fluffing my whites.

Steve: Aww man, my mom walked in on me while I was fluffing my whites yesterday.