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The action of letting out your gut after the fine chick has just walked by.
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(noun)
A wet fart, usually the noise accompanying a follow through.
(verb)To flump
The act of flumping
Ok, own up, who did a Flump??
I flumped and had to change my underwear
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When three or more heterosexual men (usually Bros) sleep in the same bed together with only boxers on after a long night of getting drunk.
"Yo man, wanna go drinking tonight?"
"Yeah sure, bring Ed?"
"Are we gonna be flumping?"
"If needs must, we shall flump"
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A flump (fl-uh-mp) is generally used to describe a woman, whom at first glance, is considered to be very unattractive/ undesirable, ugly, disgusting, and mostly someone whom you would not sleep fuck with. However at a second glance, nearly immediately after the first glace/ initial reaction, you have a sudden realization that you would indeed still have sex with her and/or "wouldn't kick her out of bed".
"That girl last night was a Flump for sure ."
"Your sister is a Flump surrounded by trash ass bitches."
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A phony baseball metric which is an acronym for Femoral Leverage Under Max Pressure.
Many genius baseball minds within the league use FLUMP, as a way to discern which pitchers which eventually become injured or innefective throughout the course of a season, or a career.
Mike Rizzo, Billy Beane and Rick Peterson are a few FLUMP's largest proponents.
It is the most esoteric of all the sabermetrics to be sure.
Billy Beane did not feel that Bartolo Colon's upcoming free agency would warrant a new extension due to Colon's rapid decline in FLUMP. Lack of femoral leverage results in a lack of dollars offered within the Sabermetrician's inner circle.
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A word that means more than love. The truest form of endearment.
I Flump you. I Flump you with all my heart.
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This word can mean absolutely anything. It can be used as any part of a sentence. Variations of 'flump' can include the following: 'flumped', 'flumping', 'flumper', 'flump out', 'flumped out'. Basically, there are no rules governing this word.
Would you like to flump out this evening?
I just flumped from New York City to Philadelphia.
I've been flumping a new jacket today. I like it.
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