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Food is the code word for Crack Cocaine. There are many different code/street words for Crack. It is the most common one used in Edmonton, Alberta.
It lets dealers ask people on the side of the street if they want to buy some, without being too obvious to any cops or anyone that doesn't know they're using code.
Dealer: "You need some food?"
Random Person 1: "Nah, dude, I'm good. Got plenty of groceries at home."
Random Person 2: "He was talking about crack dude."
Random Person 1: "Damnit."
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The opposite to shit. Shit is bad, FOOD is good.
"Dude, that was fucking FOOD!"
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Actually a legal and vital life drug, even if it's not recognised as one, it's still technically one.
DEFINITION OF DRUG: "Any substance intended to affect the structure or any function of the body of humans or other animals."
You need FOOD, a substance, to function therefore it is a drug, and it can change the structure of your body too, literally.
Like other drugs; food can be addictive. Just look at obese people, and like other drugs, it can be avoided. Just look at anorexics.
For some people, eating can make you feel happy, and like all drugs and over-dosing; over-eating leads to negative consequences (obesity, which can mean heart diseases, etc.)
People need food like pothead needs weed, like perverts need sex, and like alcoholics need vodka and whiskey.
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Food is divided into categories each varying on the colour(this is just for food that doesn’t use food colouring) :
Green: disgusting things which your mum probably has to fight over with you so you eat it
Yellow: Normally they are sour and you probably wouldn’t eat it without food to accompany it
Red: o.k food, although can be spicy
Blue: can’t think of a blue food
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What kind of fucking goblin doesn’t know what food is.
Fat fucks don’t know what food is.
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