honest to blog

A seldom used phrase that hipsters can use to add to the credibility of a statement or check the credibility of another person's statement.
It is a play on the phrase "Honest to god" that refers to the fact that blogs have been reputed as fact checkers in recent years.

Example 1 -
I just avoided a crash on my way to work, honest to blog that was the closest I've ever come to death.

Example 2 -
Person 1: "I just got my second face lift in three years."
Person 2: "Honest to blog?"
Person 1: "Yea."

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Honest-Decent

adjective

1) Truthful and/or sincere

2) No bullshit

Typically said in the phrase: “Let’s be honest-decent,” when either agreeing with a statement someone else had just made, or preceeding a statement you are about to make.

1) Joey: Let’s be honest-decent… (consult lyrics to “12oz Curls” by The BLB)

2) Tom: Let’s be honest-decent. That was the rowdiest Ethnic Dinner ever.

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Brutally Honest

To be blunt and rude about something.

"She was brutally honest when told me that I looked fat in the outfit"

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Honest Hour

A sequence of questions you ask a group of your friends. They tend to be sexual and jump starting sexting. Easy way to see your friends naked.

Cindy let's have an Honest Hour! I wanna see Jimmy's dick and that will be easy.

honest to Betsy

A weaker form of "honest to God". Since it's so much weaker, may actually imply the person is lying.

Honest to Betsy, I don't know what yer talkin' about!

honest bucker

A bull riding term used to describe a bull that bucks the same way everytime he comes out of the chute. The bull doesn't throw any dirty tricks your way. Usually honest buckers are the bulls the riders most like to draw.

Man, I am gonna score high this ride. The bull I drew is a real honest bucker.

Honest politician

My personal favourite mythical creature

The honest politician was said to be found in wester Europe

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