a girl or guy that isnt worth the effort to put her/his number in the sim card on your phone
Person 1:Yo check out yolanda, shes looking good
Person 2:yeah but she only uses guys to buy her things, beleive me she isnt simcard worthy
To Scrog: Have wild dirty sex. Someone who is scrog worthy evokes wild sexual desires. Scrog worthy: One who is deserving of fulfilling another's most banal and base sexual desires no matter how bizarre, i.e. fornicating in tartar sauce or penetration with food like corn. To be scrog worthy is the ultimate sexual partner for those indulging in the dark side of sexual desire.
"As soon as I met Ricky, I knew he was scrog worthy."
"He has the same bizarre taste in music as me, so he must be scrog worthy."
"Call me crazy, but when I saw her drunk and puking, I knew she was scrog worthy."
Doing real work that is a difference maker for customers
Having or showing the qualities or abilities that merit recognition in a specific way
Do something shovel worthy tomorrow!
when someone says something so funny on aim that it is worthy to put it on myspace as a bulletin
jonathan92c: yo guess what
blacklambo730: what?
jonathan92c: theres a spanish remix to "we made it"
blacklambo730: whats it about? making it over the border?
jonathan92c: hahahhahahah. thats bulletin worthy
When you buy a nickle bag and there is just enough weed to roll a decent dutch master blunt.
That bag you copped is dutch-worthy.
Your mans bag's are not dutch-worthy
When something is worth eating, ie: noming.
"Mmm, that spaghetti looks particularly nom-worthy."
Something that is completely worthy of being on fmylife.com. or just worth fucking your life.
if you witness any sexual act by a parent, are screwed over by a friend or significant other. then it is FML-worthy
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