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to sit on a bus stop bench and tell complete strangers your life story and then ejaculate all over their face
when she sat down beside him, the homeless man proceeded to crank that forrest gump
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The next level of beast mode. When you are in Forrest Gump mode, you can do various things ranging from squatting 800 pounds, sprinting all the way through a marathon, standing on your pinky toes for an hour, and jumping over 20 ft walls from a stationary stance, all within the same workout. Forrest Gump mode can only be reached after perfecting beast mode, and takes practise and dedication to get into but can be greatly rewarding. If you find yourself shovelling through different workouts effortlessly, you are transcending from beast mode into Forrest Gump mode.
during weekdays when i go to gym i'm in beast mode but when the weekend oasis arrives I transcend into forrest gump mode and defy the laws of the universe FUCK YEAH FORREST GUMP MODE
hey tommy look at that guy over there he just ran 100 metres in 4.3 seconds and he stopped during the sprint to squat 800 pounds then he tried to dunk a basketball but couldn't because he ended up jumping over the rim that guy must be in forrest gump mode
When a person unwittingly runs into and experiences/influences a historic event/person.
"I totally ran into Barack Obama before he ran for president. I told him that I need a presidential candidate who could offer change I could believe in. It was a Forrest Gump moment."
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When you are an attractive teenager and you go up to the autistic kid in class and let him eat out your pussy and he bites it thinking its a chew toy and you get whatever infectious disease he has in his saliva.
I can not believe im gonna die because that kid gave me a Forrest Gump roundhouse.
Someone who always has his eyes closed during photos.
Jim's from Forrest Gump Syndrome ruined the photo because he was the only one with his eyes closed in the picture
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Throwing someone a ass whuppin while not showing any emotions whatsoever.
I gave the mark Forrest Gump beat down for hitting my kids