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In Chinese mythology, the Yellow Fountain is the spring where the souls of the dead come to quench their thirst.
You stuck one foot in the entrance of the Yellow Fountain!
Lady that is terrible at texting while walking in the mall then falling into the mall water fountain while still texting. After falling in, she must sue the mall where she fell into the water fountain for not having anybody come to her aid. You also must have an IQ of less than 70.
"Scenario: Two people texting each other."
Boy at home: Hey, girl! What's up??
Girl at the mall: nutting much, just txting u while walking in the mall
Boy: Oh, how awesome! Doing anything later?
Girl: naa, im probably ju.... Blrblblbrrr *Falls into water fountain*
Girl says to herself, "Where did this giant fountain come from and why is nobody coming to my aid for falling into this fountain while i was texting?!?! It's time to go sue the mall for making fun of my retardedness and for not helping me out!"
The girl is now known as the "Fountain Lady." Just do what she did and you could be a fountain lady or fountain boy, too!
An ancient, but modernly practiced, sex act first discovered by the Corinthians who were part of a large city-state, such as Sparta. Except they were a not "war-lovers" but were Greek "ass-lovers". The Corinthian Fountain occurs after a serious anal ass pounding the recipient forces out a massive load of liquid shit and semen. The goal of the Corinthian Fountain is to spray the load as high as possible into the air before it splashes down again on the exterior of the buttocks. The higher the spray, the more gratification received.
Gary invited Donna to his dorm room to study for their Greek history test but instead wound up pounding her anal orifice for over an hour. She later blew a three foot Corinthian Fountain all over her ass. Gary was extremely satisfied.
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The act of running across a city, town or campus from fountain to fountain, spending a few minutes wading and splashing. In order to be properly executed, great vigor and enthusiasm should be employed. Originating at California's Stanford University
Student 1: Why are you so wet?
Student 2: That's what she said!
Student 1: Seriously dude, what the fuck. You're dripping all over the place.
Student 2: That's what-
Student 1: I will take you the fuck out if you say that!
Student 2: OK. We went fountain hopping.
Student 1: A'ight, was it hella tight?
Student 2: Fo sho, it was wicked rad.
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A man’s balls. Located right under the penis.
The Fountains Of Cum! Where all the cum cums from! We have fresh, pure cum that will make you want to have a good licking.
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A power-pop band/indie-rock band formed in 1995. They're pretty unknown. Their biggest hit so far would have to be Stacey's Mom. (All together now --- Ooohh! That band!) They've also had a hit on The OC Soundtrack; All Kinds Of Time.
Current band members include:
Chris Collingwood (guitar, vocals)
Adam Schlesinger (bass)
Jody Porter (guitar)
Brian Young (drums)
A: Do you know what Fountains of Wayne is?
B: It's a band!
A: Contratualtions! I've been asking everyone today and you're the first so far.
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When your lying down and you ejaculate so high that it sprays upwards then back down. Like a Fountain. Its is white because that's the colour of semen.
I had a furious wank yesterday it was so nice. I wanked so hard that I made a white fountain.