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free will

1. The idea that people consciously make decisions with their i. One of many problems with this double-noun sequence is that it contradicts itself. Something "willed" is completely controlled. Something "free" is completely uncontrolled.

2. "Free" is a verb in this def. It is the separation of ego from presence/consciousness/that which is being. In other words, it is halting the human sense of control. This event ends all acknowledgement of secular reality, even thoughts, revealing the ultimate euphoric existence, atman, heaven, soul, anatta, etc. It can be done. It can be undone.

1a. "I choose to think I am great, and I choose to hate anything not in agreement with my greatness, but when it does not fear my hate, I get scared, and I dunno why."

1b. Rejected by most religion and proven false by science, now how often do these two parties agree on something?????

2. Give it a try...its only salvation. Free will, yes free that will. No past, no future, only present. Yes present, not absent.

by Infinite Imagination January 4, 2011

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Free Will

An excuse used by Christians to justify God allowing evil and suffering to innocent people. Christians usually use this excuse when they don't have a better argument.

Atheist: How can an all good and loving God allow so many horrible things to happen like cancer, rape, murder, or the Holocaust?

Christian: Hey, God didn't do any of those things pal! He gave us all free will!

Atheist: But if God is all knowing, that means he created us with full knowledge that we will do horrible things. So doesn't that mean we DON'T have free will?

Christian: I... Uh... Um... Hey! Don't question God's infinite plan! Our human simple minds could never comprehend God's intensions!

Atheist: ๐Ÿ˜‘

by GoatLord666 February 10, 2020

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The free

When your parents or older guardian is not home.

Yerr, just got the free! Come thru!!

by Bucks23 May 19, 2018


free

Sumone or sumthing that can't be tamed; a Cimarron; another term for liberty...

That girl is sooo free! no one can crush her spirit!! she's such a free-spirit!!!

by Cimmy Mae May 11, 2008

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free ninety free

Something that costs nothing. Free. (Heard this from a former co-worker)

How much did this waffle cost?
Man, it was free ninety free!

by adilux June 11, 2007

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free

A mirage that doesn't exist and ALWAYS surprises its victims with hidden strings attached.

GUSMAN: "Hey Charles, Tyna... come over to our office for FREE lunch"

CHARLES & TYNA: "Are you sure..Just a simple free lunch, no catch??"

GUSMAN: "Ya guys, come save your money, FREE tacos and sliders and shit"

CHARLES: "Cool on the way ...yesss"

---Charles proceeds to ride his SUPER EUROPEAN BIKE along side Tyna walking over to Gusman's office in 110 degree weather....only to find that they have walked into a room of 50 people (awkward) sitting in a 2 hour open ended Q&A session with a bunch of other douchebags (whilst lunch gets cold on table...)"----

CHARLES: SHEEEIIT GUSMAN, WTF, I woulda bought chipotle if I knew this was the deal...Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiittttt.

TYNA: FUCKING GUSMAN, I have the world's smallest stomach and I almost died of starvation...your such a fucking Charles sometimes.

by bessie123 August 15, 2011

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free will

A delusion created by Christianity and intuition that makes people believe they have the right to not only choose in specific situations, but also in how their basic life will play out. It is a total lie though, as people do not actually have this ability.

Michael claimed to have free will, but for some reason he always dreamed of being a ladies man but could never make any decisions that would lead him in that direction.

by Trevor Wi January 25, 2007

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