freudian slip

When you accidentally say one thing but mean your mother, another, sorry about that.

Friend: Did you see what your mother, I mean brother, did to me last night?
Me: Hold on, Wait, was that a freudian slip?

Ala-Freudian

Having strong sexual feelings for people who you perceive as your sibling. An Oedipus complex that has been corrupted by Alabaman tendencies.

Eugene: Bro I’m so confused! This girl said I was like a brother to her, but she’s still flirting...
Ben: You sure? She might be manifesting her Ala-Freudian complex!

Freudian Swype

When using Swype on an Android phone to text and the wrong word pops up, unnoticed, changing the meaning of the text. (Usually in a funny or sexual way)

"Hey! Am I gettin laid 2nite?"

-"WHAT!?!?"

"Sorry, freudian swype. Am I gettin PAID 2nite?"

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Freudian Flip

Like a Freudian slip, but instead flipping someone off. When your hand just happens to have the middle finger up.

Person 1: "You really need to work harder..."

Person 2: * starts scratching their shoulder with middle finger up*

Person 1: "Hey! Are you giving me the Freudian flip???"

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Freudian dyslexia

Similar to a freudian slip. Misreading and/or miswriting words in a sexual way.

I keep writing 'cock' when I mean 'coke', I think I suffer from freudian dyslexia.

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freudian spew

(v) Saying something you were thinking and only realising you have done so when you gaze at the look of disgust/shock/anger/distress on the face of your interlocutor.

"This chick had better have beer flavoured nipples, because she has a face like a camel with syphilis - pause - did I just Freudian Spew?"
(slap from chick who looks like a camel with syphilis)

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Freudian Nip

When a girls nipple slips out from her clothes.

Guy: Did you see Janet Jackets nipple at the superbowl show?
Other Guy: Hell yeah, she had a freudian nip.

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