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its when you use your girl ass as a bowl and dump warm chili and fritos and cheese and eat it out her ass.
i just gave my girl a dirty frito pie and it was messy as hell ruined all my bed sheets cuz it was too hot.
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When a Mexican dude is so drunk he vomits in his buddies lap
Juan couldn't take the bumpy pickup truck ride over the border anymore, and leaned over and gave Jose a Mexican Frito Bath
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An individual who loves and craves Fritos chips so much that their two top front teeth become bucked out like a beaver. This can be an actual protrusion of the teeth, or can be achieved by placing a Frito on top of each of the two top front teeth, under the top lip, thus allowing them protrude like buck teeth.
After eating that entire bag by yourself, you've turned into a Frito beaver.
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When a man defecates on a woman's chest, titty fucks her, ejaculates on her face, then punches her in the face knocking her out.
Dude, I gave Brittney the Albuquerque Frito Pie last night!
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1) I threw it on the floor and I freaked it.
2) I threw her down and messed it upppp.
I threw it on the floor and I freaked it
Dad: Last night I “dropped the Fritos”
This only works for CHILLI CHEESE FRITOS. First, put your hand in the bag of chilli cheese fritos and rub the fritos in the bag with your fingers hard for 10 seconds. Quickly pull hand out of bag and sniff fingers (put nose VERY CLOSE to fingers). Now, if you have fingered a girl before and smelled your finger after, compare smells... what do they smell like you say? THEY'RE the SAME THING. Chilli cheese fritos are made primarily from vaginal eggs based on stem cell research. One egg is split to make 2, 2 makes 4, 4 makes 8, 8 makes 16, etc. Now do this a several hundred times and there you go, you have enough to fill millions of bags with your brand new tasty (not really) ingredient for the consumers' fritos. I hope you haven't eaten them before whoever is reading this, b/c the egg they produced the fritos came from a 350 pd. black lady who had her period the very week she donated her eggs. :-(
Seriously though, compare smells and you will be amazed...
"Dude, these CHILLI CHEESE fritos taste raunchy, I think I'm gonna puke."
"Dude that's cuz your eatin' a bag a vagina... a dirty old fat ladies vagina who basically had her period in that very bag yer holdin'."
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Yo, can i get that cuchi frito burrito?
You know i'm the cuchi frito bandito chico!
We are all such great cuchi fritos amigos!
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