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A frozen eyelid is when you get cum in your eyelids and leave it there for a long period of time and it goes hard.
Donny: Ughh Yeah you might be 83 but you go like a 69 year old
Nan: Woohooo
Donny: Arghh im jizzing everywhere
Nan: Oh fuck not me eye im gonna have frozen eyelids for two weeks
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when some dumbass bitch eggs someones house but misses and the egg freezes to the car
damn fucktard ricky just frozen egged my car
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Another word for a boner or erect penis (noun)
Max: How was that new porno you watched with your parents the other day?
Colby: It was great! I had a Frozen Baloney the whole time
The act of putting a mans genitalia on the outside (looking in) of a window, usually in the hopes of catching someone by surprise.
#1 Why was that family freaking out?
#2 I gave them a Frozen Frankenstein.
When you take a hit of weed so big that the entire time you exhale there is smoke, looking like you are breathing outside on a cold day
Damn, that last hit I just took was a frozen hit....
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When a person pees into a condom and ties it shut and then places said condom into a freezer. When the pee condom is fully frozen a woman then uses it as a dildo
Before I went out of town, I left her a frozen jimmy.
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That reminded me of the dumb movie, Frozen Land.. that was very frozen land.
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