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a fat hottie. A fat person that happens to be hott or good-looking, or someone that could be really hott if they weren't such a fatass.
"DUDE THAT CHICK IS FUCKIN FRYING"
"man that dude could be so hott; i mean, he is frying and all...but he could be better if he lost a few pounds"
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when you are playing basketball and schooling someone.
i was just frying you when i beat you 21-0 and dunked all over you.
yo bob was just frying you when he made you fall.
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That dude who lost on the bachelorette finale was frying in the limo ride home. so fake!
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to be put down, usually in the form of a quick come-back or action;
Carly was rushing me as i brewed her coffee, so when i was done brewing it, i poured it out in front of her and asked her if she enjoyed it. (double fry by action and words)
*looking at meal* bob:i can't believe its so small
*laughing* Mary:thats what i said when i saw your penis (fried by words)
*note-fried is usually shouted after fry is performed to call attention to the fry that just took place. or ass up has the same effect
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|masturbating|
|Spanking the monkey|
|To fondle one's penis|
|To fondle someone else's penis|
|whacking off|
|walking the dog|
|too pull the weasle|
|beat the bishop|
|choking the chicken|
|slapping the salami|
|tug the rope|
|Holding your sausage hostage|
|Slap boxing the one-eyed champ|
|tug-o-war with the Cyclops|
|jingling the change|
"we saw peace frying the frog while he sat there with his yellow shorts wrapped around his ankles."
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Frying Nemo — A PARENT’S REVENGE!!!!!
If you have children in your life; then you understand that once they love a Pixar or Disney movie, you will end up watching that movie 1,000,000 times.
YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO GET EITHER THE SONGS OR THE DIALOGUE OUT OF YOUR HEAD.
So to gently persuade the children to watch another movie; or. to perhaps go outside and play; you might try cooking fish sticks or fish fillets after they watch Finding Nemo ONE TOO MANY MOTHERFUCKING TIMES!!!!!!!!!
And for the sake of argument you might call dinner: “Frying Nemo”. You know, to insert a psychological pry bar into their little heads.
If you watch children’s movies closely — which you ultimately end up doing whether you want it or not — you will see that there is always a wonderful darkness that can be exploited and projected at the child to separate their psyche from an over played movie.
You got to get them to:
…Let it go, let it go
Can't stand this movie anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn is off or I’ll slam the door
I don't care what they're going to say
Turn that movie off and the ballgame on
Tears don’t bother me anyway
LET IT GO!!!!!!!!
Now I feel better!!!!
…and kids, after we watch Finding Nemo FOR THE 1,000,000th time we can have fish fillet and fish sticks for dinner. Hey, I have an idea Let’s call dinner: Frying Nemo!!!!!!!
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Stephen Fry, born August 24 1957, is a marvellously talented actor, writer and everything else, and general National Treasure. He is vastly knowledgeable and interesting, often spouting facts and quotes. He's appeared in such television programmes as QI, Blackadder, A Bit of Fry & Laurie, and Jeeves and Wooster. He is known for collaborating with his best friend and generally good chap Hugh Laurie, perhaps more widely-known as House M.D., in the latter three programmes. He is a published author and has a published autobiography entitled "Moab is My Washpot", and has also directed.
All-over good egg, loved by many Stephen Fry is quite a man. He's really tall too.
"Stephen Fry! What Ho!"
"Hello! Did you know that Hello was a word invented by Thomas Edison?"
"By jove Stephen, no I didn't! You are one handsomly intelligent creature!"
"Why thankyou Fred."
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