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the disgraceful situation where an otherwise respectable person changes their every day , appropriate behavior choosing to act like a complete fucking bastard who spends their time fucking around with other like minded cunts, turning their own fucking self into the stupidest fucking cunt of them all.
Man 1: Has anyone seen Dave lately?
Man 2: Nah
Man 3: I've not got a clue were the fuck he's been?
Man 4: You mean you havn't heard where the fuck he's been?
Man 3: I Just said I havn't got a fucking clue!
Man 4:For fucks sake, everyone knows he's been off funting!
Man 1: Surely not Dave?!
Man 4: Yup, its true, he's been fucking around with a right bunch of cunts!
Man 2: That absolute funter!!
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1. Misspelt other word for swaddling material wrapped firmly around an infant,baby or politician to ensure warmth & love.
2. Blankets that have to bolted firmly around a woman while having intercourse in the dark, 'incase God sees her naked' is the usual excuse, but she quite okay with being starkers on her own in her backgarden/playground/webcast.
(Possibly a woman who is a barren lesbian, farmhand.)
MAN: Darling I know we've only known eachother fifteen years and are having a healthy, normal,if awfully infrequent, sexual relationship with one another but would it be ok if we could, perhaps, have sexual relations on top of the funting tonight as I've never so much as seen one of your nipples! The closest is that drawing, that I drew, ten years ago.
WOMAN: (Uninteligable gibberish to the effect of 'No,sex is all you ever think about, you lazy,unshaven,quite wellhung, perverted,disgusting, patriarchal, misogynistic bastard. Give me more female orgasms while I laugh at your penis & talk to my friends about how it only gets wet once a week.' etcetera usual guff,excuses & insults.)
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where a lady's fat meets her cunt
that woman has quite a large funt
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When a male had no penis or cack but just a ball sac and a stubbler where the penis once was
The boys stubble in his funt region was the greatest ever
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"FUNT" is a word mostly used with all capital letters. It is to be used as a one word reply to a Facebook status which which whinges about pointless stuff or is depressive, sad, or lame!
Kim Smith has had a really stressful day.
Sam Bromley: FUNT!
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Funt's origins came from the two well known words, fuck and cunt. It is an easier way of saying 'fucking cunt'.
1. insult - you guys are funts!
2. in anger - argh, funt this shit.
3. shocked - what the funt!!!
4. replacing the word person - where did those funts go?
5. sex - man that was some good funt last night!
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