slugly fut

A slut that's so ugly it hurts your eyes just looking at her!!

Dana: That bitch is a slugly fut!
Meggie: Fo rizzle she's fugnasty!

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Fut-Up

A delightful blend of Fuck Off and Shut up that you can use any time.

What?!! Fut-Up!!
I just told him to Fut-Up and that was that.

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fut the wuck

fut the wuck is the exact oppoiste of "what the fuck?!"
when something is completely rightous, bomb, 1337, teh pwnz, etc. Repeat for added emphasis. shortened to FTW with those in the know...

em: haha, calvin just pasted susie with a slushball!!
ben: calvin and hobbes, fut the wuck.
em: fut the wuck!

jimmy: choclate cake, fut the wuck!

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nukin futs

Same as fuckin nuts, instead say nukin futs

You are nukin futs!

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Nuck Fut

An insult towards one of low humorous qualities, such as Dale. A variation of the term Fuck nut, but without the obsenity and sounds a whole lot funnier See also: fuck nut

You nuck fut, stop raping my socks with your shoes.

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Beef Fut

Some weird phrase that has been inscribed into the front of Caldwell's bowling bus.

Beef Fut is slow and always makes us late to bowling.

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nucking futs

to be extrmely fucking nuts

Dude Connor Slaybaugh is nucking futs.

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