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A communist community ran by a bunch of asshole moderators.
User: Hey, what do you guys think of this (enter a interesting topic)
GTA Forums Mod: You're not using this thread correctly ... *BANNED*
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Person 1: Hey is Gta 6 ever gonna be a thing
Rockstar: Fuck No but you can check out our sweet ass new dlc for gta 5 where you can buy a flying rocket powered dildo with missiles on it, it costs 4mil which when grinding will take you the same amount of time to make money at a part time job or you can buy it with shark cards for 50$
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1 The 6th instalment of the grand theft auto series always milked by click bait youtubers like sernandoe and boss man fuck the world or 2 begged for rockstar fanboys on their twitter 24/7
1 hey guys boss man fuck the world here and I got grand theft auto 6 early from rockstar games. 2 *some celebrity that rockstar games worked with dies and rockstar makes a tweet about it* rockstar fanboys: “where’s gta vi” “gta 6?”
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Coming out when elementary kids turn 79
Hey bro remember 69 years ago we played gta 5 well gta 6 came out
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A boring ass game where little squeakers ride broomsticks and blow mfs up for no reason.
We had GTA online for 8 years WHERE TF IS GTA 6 ROCKSTAR?
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Just like you do in the game Grand Theft Auto. You take a short nap, 6 hours or so. So daytime can be can become nighttime, and vice-versa. You do this because you have got nothing better to do, and you want to kill time so you can do something like party later that night.
Friend: So what are you doing tonight?
You: I'm going to go party!
Friend: Me too!
You: Speaking of that, I'm going to go take a GTA Nap.
Friend: Alright man, talk to you later...
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Synonym for 9-5 job simulator for children. Gta V has a great story mode, but too bad Rockstar (the devs) don’t give a shit about their master piece, and constantly suck off their spoiled kid, GTA Online, by giving it DLCs like The Doomsday heist, Gunrunners, Finance & Felony, and at first glance, this would SEEM fine. It would be fine if Cockstar didn’t add 5,000,000 dollar flying motorcycles and 8,000,000 dollar “super” Yachts that are the equivalent of a used condom in the sea, and sold them with their new content. What makes this so bad? Well, it’s because everything is so fucking expensive to the point the game offers you 8,000,000 in game money, in exchange for 100 dollars. The player base is also full of dickfaces who play just to annoy actual players who wish to play the game in peace, tryhards who will murder everyone they see to boost up their K.D ratio via a fucking orbital strike, modders who ruin everyone else’s fun by getting them banned and flying fucking star ships, and toxic assholes who love booting two year olds offline because they looked at them the wrong way. It always seems like there’s a glitch somewhere in this game. Today there’s a blue hell glitch, and tomorrow there’s a new money glitch.
This games is pure dogshit.
Gta V
Holy shit there’s a flying motorbike shooting at me!
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