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A super awesome Mexican! The best friend you always hoped for, and they will love you no matter how bitchy you can get. Usually into basketball or soccer. They usually like the color green! Gabe's have the best personalities and they always keep you laughing no matter how crappy your day is. They are amazing guys who dont see how wonderful they really are; they are obsessed with their hair!! If you know a Gabe, call him up and tell him how spectacular they are. He will really appreciate it!
Joe:"Dude who was that Mexican with the green shoes and the amazing personality?!"
Sarah:"Oh him? Thats my best friend Gabe!!"
Joe:"Wow, he is amazing"
Sarah:"yeah i know right!!"
50👍 32👎
Everything about this guy just SCREAMS SEX. He sweats greatness. Usually have the largest dicks out there. They can also be huge dicks. They slay poon on a daily basis. They don't usually give 2 shits about what people say about there. They may be named after an angel but most are going to hell.
Dude did you see Gabe yesterday? Yea he gave me the middle finger and said fuck you. Yea i know he's hilarious.
24👍 12👎
“Who’s this gabe guy?”
“Sunset pictures.”
“What?”
“Sunset. Pictures.”
12👍 5👎
The man with a forehead so big you could land an AC130 on it, he is over obsessed with Fortnite and loves spaghetti, his brain cell count is below zero.
12👍 6👎
The coolest, smartest, best looking guy alive. The epitome of a well-hung male. He has a huge penis but he remains modest and humble. He is the perfect male with body, brain and heart to match. This man will impress you with his many talents. He hangs out witch Chuck Norris in his spare time and he's the coolest, nicest and most caring friend you could ever want. If you meet a Gabe you are among the luckiest people on earth. This person's underwear alone would sell for millions on Pawn Stars.
A more talented, more handsome, smarter, more lovable, taller, more athletic Zac Efron.
He's so popular, he's almost a Gabe.
Wow, did you see the Gabe sized package on that guy?
If you were any more perfect you'd be such a Gabe.
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Someone who is really nice, cute, and has really pretty gold/ green eyes. You will fall in love with him almost instantly. Sadly, he never stays around. Eventually he moves and it's all you can do to not think about him.
Wow, he was such a Gabe, I'm sad he moved to Washington.
47👍 30👎