Gaffing Gaffed - "getting off" with somebody at a party/gathering and having sex, poking or a blow job but never speaking again. Scottish slang used mostly in Paisley and the South Side of Glasgow.
Did you know that Ben gaffed Susan at Sandys party?
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give a fuck factor, a measure of how much one wants to be at work. correlates to the time one wants to leave work.
i have a gaf of 2. (i.e., i gotta get outta here, i'm leaving by 2pm)
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Adjective: Used to describe someone who is "goth As Fuck"
IE: someone who has totally overdone the goth look and is intensely involved in the goth subculture.
Did you see those two old guys with the white faces, vampire cloaks, and skull belts, smoking clove cigarettes hanging out over there by the local 80's club? They were totally "gaf!"
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Fag backwards
The terms are similar but gaf is never used to describe homosexuality but to describe being lame
"I've decided to spell my name with an exclamation point, M!ke"
"You are such a gaf"
OR
"You are so effing gaffy!"
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Gay as fuck, if you spell it backwards it spells Fag
"Man your such a!! *Tripped on a rock* GAF!!!!"
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