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The act of committing a garf - to goof, miss an obvious point, or do something in a half-assed manner. Reminiscent of Garfield, carrying the connotation of doing something in a lazy manner without necessarily meaning to be lazy, rather, it is in the garfer's nature to be such. To garf often involves becoming so overwhelmed by the amount of information available that one simply cannot process it, glazes over, and retains nothing. For one who garfs, this amount of information tends to be much less than would overwhelm the average person.
Maddison's really garfing on these questions - she didn't understand what we were asking at all.
In motorsports- a garf motor is an engine put together with JUNK/poor quality parts and components.
Usually such engines run very poorly, yet the owner thinks they're the "cat's ass"
"Stevie and I put together this motor one time with parts out of a garbage can- what a garf motor that was!"
"Every time Larry and I go to the drag-strip, there are a bunch of white-trash dudes with garf motors!"
"Look at that hill billy with his Mustang and garf motor..."
The title the glorious Garfield took up as he began his 10,000-year reign over mankind as their emperor.
Oh bless the Garf Emperor of Mankind
Someone who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles
Watch talking to Tina , her breath smells like she's a garf.
Verb Garf/garfing
Garfing is when you combine Morbius and Garfield to create a garf
It holds more power than palpatine
Obama is Garfing everyone
I did a garf near my uncle
A rare mystical creature composed of half Iron-fist dwarf and half Irish thoroughbred Leprechaun. Known for his wrinkled skin, hearing aid and frowning facial expression.
Often the victims of harassment and teasing Garfs are timid, frugal and browbeaten creatures. The Garf may be small in stature and hard of heading but they have extremely strong skulls. The Garf will use his large cranium to escape attack from larger mammals, especially Hens and Dockerill’s.
Shit did you see oggy almost hit Garf in the head with an apple.
Boyson is such a retard! He pelted the ball at Garfs head and knocked his hearing aid out by accident.