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Where all the oakvillle yutes dem get slapped up by da east side mandem
Jamr: yoo see that yute from garth webb hes from oakville
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A new extreme sport.
Garth Ball Invented by a group of students at the Bangor University, the game is played indoors in a maze like structure, this can be created by a maze it self or any large building but is normally played in the university halls. One player is nominated as the RUNNER the RUNNER wears a vest with one Velcro target on the chest one on the back, a helmet with targets either side and ski goggles are optional. The other players, known as the CHASERS are each given a miniature tennis ball to throw at the RUNNER if a ball makes contact and sticks the game is over. The person who lasts longest as the RUNNER is the over-all winner but MVP can be awarded to the best thrower. The RUNNER is given a 1 minute head start and may not physically attack CHASERS or remove stuck balls. However few other rules have been created.
i love Garth Ball
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half up, mongrel, half mast, semi, drooper
When a male organ(penis) is half erect, not completely hard
I tried to have sex last night, but I was so drunk/munted, all I could manage was a garth mongrel!!
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Garth Hill College is a school ran by Keith the Chief. Year 6s come here looking like Mormons and end up leaving like sluts. Teachers screaming through a megaphone"WALK ON THE RIGHTTTTT" and yet when they do they full down the stairs. Oh and when walking up the stairs, DONT LOOK UP, otherwise you're gonna see about 20 girls asses at once. Food fights happen regularly, teachers are bin divers, windows get smashed on a daily. The field at garth is a socialising area for all the smokers and druggies. No perfumes or deodorant is allowed so the teachers at garth stink coz they don't wash at home coz they get paid a shit salary and sprays were the only way they could hide the smell. Garth is a motive everyday if you want to see fights, teachers crying, food being belted around the school, condoms being blown into balloons, being searched by police on a daily for carrying a comb and CCTV cameras used for the head teachers personal gain to stalk kids that have caught his eye. In Conclusion... if you go to garth, you're going to a link up at school . :)
Kid 1: What school are you going to for Secondary?
Kid 2: Garth Hill College
Kid 1: Oh you mean the prison site over there?
Kid 2: Yeah
To take off your boots (preferably cowboy boots) and beat the shit out of someone.
When the bar fight starts, someone's getting the Garth Brooks Elbow.
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When an out-of-touch celebrity makes an out-of-touch announcement for their new, out-of-touch account on a different platform.
Matthew McConaughey has come down with a severe case of Garth Brooks syndrome, because his Instagram announcement video was unbearable.
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Garth Webb is a new high school in Oakville. It consists of white people and spoiled rich Arabs. You can get head from about any girl there, and no worries the entire school will find out about it within 5 mins. But it's alright bc there are factors that you get to enjoy, like people throwing up in the middle of class bc they are too high.
Saaed: Bro, did you hear about what happened at Garth Webb secondary school last week?
Ryan: yeah, Connor got in so much shit
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