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vampire geese

Canadian geese which roam during the late hours of the night, terrorizing second shift workers, late-night Wal-Mart shoppers and other night denizens everywhere with their attacks. A bite will not turn you, but it will definitely piss you off.

Vampire Goose: "HISS!"
QT Worker 1: "Ow! Something just bit me in the ass!"
QT Worker 2: "These fucking vampire geese man, they never sleep!"

by irelandgneis March 27, 2012


grey geesed

Having drank two bottles of Grey Goose in a single night. Most often done with a group of people. Comes from the Lil' Wayne quote: "I got two bottles of goose, that's geese!"

Man, last night me and my bros grey geesed it, nobody even tried to get any action because we were too drunk to speak.

by TronsauseFiveMillion January 4, 2010

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feed the geese

to masturbate, when done right looks like your feeding geese. also known as rubbing one out, punching the clown, relieving stress or jackin' it.

I feed the geese at least once a day, gotta make sure I don't have E.D.

by ifuckdumbbitches November 7, 2007

61๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Christmas Geese

The most exclusive secret society at the University of Missouri.

Rando 1: Who are those guys.
Rando 2: They must be the Christmas Geese.

by Dode November 24, 2008


Geese Howard

The boss of fucking bosses. Known for kicking in the face of his rival and pissing off that man's foster son Terry Bogard badly enough to come and throw Geese himself off his tower three fucking times.

Geese didn't get enough enough milk in his coffee. Geese snapped the waitress' fucking neck.

by Kaz January 2, 2004

189๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


Feeding the geese

Another term for masturbating

Sorry that took so long I was feeding the geese

by carrie jackson March 25, 2018

19๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


geese session

a moment of time where there is a lot of "geesing" on one party or another. primarily used in the Oakland, CA area.

a group of friends are geesing a boy named Derek rapidly.

person 1: "awww snap, derek's mom must be blind cuz if i was her after i gave birth to him, i would kill myself"
person 2: "damn sucka, hes so skinny cuz his mom ain't got no tits to breast feed him"
person 3: "ay yo son, derek cried when he dropped a nutter butter"
person 4: "derek only has friends cuz he buys them"

that was a geese session.

by $ Dogg November 13, 2004

39๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž