Gemini

If you are a Gemini that means you are probably a blonde. You are super super pretty. You can be a crackhead a lot of the time 😂!! You are really good at giving advice ❤️ keep doing what you are doing your beautiful 🤩

Friend: what’s your zodiac?
Other: Gemini...
Friend: oh that explains it

Gemini

This thing loves drama a lot and it puts on different faces for many different people also they could be pretty self absorbed. It could be a good friend but you should avoid dating one. That's dangerous bro. Instead you should check the following signs out

Capricorn
Aquarius
Cancer
Virgo
Libra

Timmy: Yo my Gemini cheated on me
Teresa (secretly a Gemin): Sorry about that
Timmy: Yeah man apparently she was bored
Teresa: Wow she is horrible! -calmly sips tea and reads the bible-

Teresa: -proceeds to text Timmy's ex-
Timmy's Ex: He said WHAT
Teresa: Yeah girl he is such a douche-aggressively dabs while praising Satan-

Gemini

When you and a buddy are having sexual intercourse two seperate girls parelell to each other. At some point during the intercourse you and your friend give each other a high five, imitating a common action riders perform while in opposing carts on The Gemini, a rollar coaster at cedar point.

We found two bitches at cedar point who wanted to ride the gemini; we made sure they did

Gemini

A fucking bitch

Ew that person is an Gemini

Gemini

1: An excuse to be an asshole
2: Someone who's obnoxiously *quirky*

1: *Breaks painting* I'm a Gemini I can't help it!
2: Teehee I'm such a Gemini

Gemini

The worst zodiac sign.

Becky, DONT acknowledge her, she’s a Gemini

Gemini

A pedophile.

You like lolis? I’m gonna start calling you Gemini.