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That game is Geomtry Dash, Geometry Dash is dead
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A drug that brainwashes the user into slaving for someone else, typically a Robtop
Todd: Did you hear about that dude that raped a bunch of little kids, ate them, and spat out their bones?
Emil: Yeah, that bitch is a Robtop which created Geometry Dash
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When someone slowly gets worse and worse at something the longer a session goes on. This effect is mainly caused by the brain sabotaging the session because it grows tired of shit and wants to do something else.
Person 1: AGHHHH!!!
Person 2: You good?
Person 1: NO! I'm trying to beat Deadlocked, but every time I play, I just keep dying earlier!!! I hate this game!!!
Person 2: No you don't. You're just experiencing the Geometry Dash Effect. You gotta take a break to do something else.
Person 1: Yeah. Wanna make out?
Person 2: Hell yeah
*kissing ensues*
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When your playing Geometry Dash and your about to die at 69% but you miss and die at 70%. You can no longer die at 69% to show everyone and get top comment.
Person 1: *dies at 70% Geometry Dash*
Person 1: i ded at 70% am sad :(
Person 2: F
Everyone else: F
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A bunch of painfully unfunny, sensitive virgins who would find the most braindead excuses to find anything offensive. They burst out laughing when they hear a song from a Geometry Dash level used somewhere in the real world because their parents don't love them. Any American members of GD Twitter are likely to post about how they hate living in America and would call you creepy if you say you like to live in America. They sit in front of a screen 24/7/365 hoping to beat a "list demon" and arguing about pointless things instead of going outside and touching grass. They would kill their parents if it meant a level on the list of hardest levels in Geometry Dash would get moved up. This is bad enough, but what's even more braindead about Geometry Dash Twitter is that they would cancel you for abiding by the pledge of allegiance or saying an opinion that differs from the majority and they will actively try to leak your personal info if you do so. Not listening to instructions given out by GD Twitter celebrities is a one way ticket to being cancelled. There are some good people in GD Twitter, but a majority of the subsection is full of people described above.
A fucking chad: *states an opinion different to that of Geometry Dash Twitter about Nintendo/Music/dogs vs cats*
GDTWT Celeb: Are you a fucking fascist? Holy fucking shit! Deactivate!!!!!!!
The chad: *ignores*
All of Geometry Dash Twitter: You are a fascist. Deactivate Now! *leaks his location*
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