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Overrated country, obvious racial tensions in the air. Country in which everyone there is cool but the GERMANS !! The only good thing about the place is the beer.
True Story
Guy: Why did those guys leave the bar?
Bartender: Germany or germans dont feel comfortable with Americans around.
Guy: Hahaha, im here on vacation, shit.
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Somehow World War II happened and they are still better than the United States. Nice job Germany. Also definitely not where Hitler was born.
Germany is definitely not where Hitler was born.
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The country that cannot win in Russia even in summer.
A: Nibba where u from?
B: Germany
A: Ur mom gay u nazi fuck
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A different way, and maybe less offensive way, to say, “Nazi Germany”.
Person: No-No Germany Back at it again.
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ultra cool country in Central Europe.
Any englishman who says they don't like the Germans are either racist, or ignorant.
Like us, they worship football. Like us, they support their teams loyally through the hard times as well as the good. Like us they love to drink beer and socialise. Like us, they sometimes drink too much! Like us, they eat a huge amount of cooked/cured meat, and not so much snail juice and frog bollock.
Like us, despite their/our unemployment problems, are mostly hard working, blue collar folk. Like us, they have embarrasing traditions involving big men in girly cloths! Like us, they have a problem with right-wing extreemism.
Unlike us, they are unashamed in admitting their past mistakes and atrocities, which should help to ensure that they don't repeat them.
Despite the stereotype, they have a very cool, understated sense of irony that rivals ours.
It is a modern, wealthy, powerful democracy whom we should be proud to be allied with. Unlike France.
Even though the last time the three countries fought, Germany was our enemy and France our ally, Germany is held in a much higher regard in England than is France.
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Germany is one of the few countries that admits to and repents the crimes it has committed, something which other countries cannot claim of themselves.
Non-German European who ignorantly believes all Germans are Nazis: Germany is responsible for millions of deaths, which must mean they still willingly support the Nazi ideology, completely illogical bastards that they are.
Me: What about the millions of (insert minority group here) you murdered in your colonies in Africa?
*sound of crickets*
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A girl that is extremely chic and fashionable. She makes people laugh, and makes other people feel awkward. She is pretty outgoing and beautiful. She can come off as hilariously conceited or have a lack of sympathy, but overall she is a fun, crazy, creative girl!
Person 1- "Where'd you get that dress, it is so Germanie!"
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