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Gertrude

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Gertrude says..Ain't that right George!! Just like you like it ain't that right Billy

by Ethen Ken Randall November 28, 2022


dirty Gertrude

When you the ugly girl, but in a condom stick it in her nose, pop it, then rip a fat ass fart in her mouth and shit on her face

God damn dude, I can’t believe you gave her a “dirty Gertrude”

by Daddy Cuh October 2, 2022


Gertrude The Third

Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.

“Slowly pour the diet coke in your cup we don’t want any Gertrude the thirds’s (dun dun dun) to be alarmed”

by Georgetta Stone June 21, 2022