gliding elephant

When a large woman slides across a skinny mans penis.

The fat pig pulled a gliding elephant on my cock.

farmer’s glide

Farmer’s lube is the act of using grease that’s usually used to lubricate farm equipment, for sexual intercourse. It isn’t exactly slick and probably won’t feel amazing but it’s a rite of passage as you can never be real farmer until you’ve done this.

Her: did you bring lube?
Him: nah I brought farmer’s glide
Her: for fucksake Jim, we’re not that poor

Gliding Colors

The same thing as flying colors but not quite as well. Usually when you pass a test with a "B".

"How'd you do on the test bro?"
"Well... I passed with gliding colors."
"What percent tho?"
"81%"

anal glide

Anal glide is a soft liquid to get the Dick in the pussy

Dude did you buy the anal glide for tonight?

Road Glide

Harley Davidsons best kept secret

nobody knows how well a Road Glide rides except an owner of one

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Slide & Glide

When you're trying to sleep with a easy hoe & get high at the same time. roll a blunt while she gives him head then smoke it while fucking.

Female: So what'chu trying to do?
Brody: sh*t bitch, im trying to Slide & glide.
Female: well spark it up & get in these thangs.

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wide glide

Woman with very wide cleveage , much room between boobs or no cleveage at all

Check out that chick on the dance floor with the 2 boobs spaced far apart, you mean wide glide in the blue?

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