farmer’s glide

Farmer’s lube is the act of using grease that’s usually used to lubricate farm equipment, for sexual intercourse. It isn’t exactly slick and probably won’t feel amazing but it’s a rite of passage as you can never be real farmer until you’ve done this.

Her: did you bring lube?
Him: nah I brought farmer’s glide
Her: for fucksake Jim, we’re not that poor

gliding elephant

When a large woman slides across a skinny mans penis.

The fat pig pulled a gliding elephant on my cock.

Gliding Colors

The same thing as flying colors but not quite as well. Usually when you pass a test with a "B".

"How'd you do on the test bro?"
"Well... I passed with gliding colors."
"What percent tho?"
"81%"

anal glide

Anal glide is a soft liquid to get the Dick in the pussy

Dude did you buy the anal glide for tonight?

Road Glide

Harley Davidsons best kept secret

nobody knows how well a Road Glide rides except an owner of one

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Slide & Glide

When you're trying to sleep with a easy hoe & get high at the same time. roll a blunt while she gives him head then smoke it while fucking.

Female: So what'chu trying to do?
Brody: sh*t bitch, im trying to Slide & glide.
Female: well spark it up & get in these thangs.

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wide glide

Woman with very wide cleveage , much room between boobs or no cleveage at all

Check out that chick on the dance floor with the 2 boobs spaced far apart, you mean wide glide in the blue?

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