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I walked in on Steve and Julie last weekend, her face was covered in glitter. Way to go Steve!
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A serious and fun action with a serious message behind it.
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Glittering - When one "tosses GLITTER" or "applies GLITTER to" the body or pretty much ANYTHING in the form of free speach in a non-threating way.
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What Louis Tomlinson surprises Harry Styles with when he forgot his birthday in the amazing fanfic called Unbelievers. You should read it if you haven't!!!!!!
Person 1: Omg my mom put gold glitter on my cake this morning.
Person 2: This is giving me Unbelievers vibes!
Person 1: What is Unbelievers?
Person 2: One of the best Larry fanfics ever!!!! You have to read it!!!
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Where a stripper farts in your face and you go home and your wife asks why you smell like a fart but have glitter on your face
Went home last night and had fart glitter on my face.
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When you have done something really bad which you hope no one ever finds out about, but you inexplicably and unintentionally hand the evidence to the police/the boss/you wife and suffer the consequences.
Doing a Glitter refers to Garry Glitter, aging UK glam rock star, who handed his PC into the repair shop as it had crashed, but he forgot it contained hundreds of pictures of child pR0n. They called the Cops. He was soon convicted as a sex offender and jailed.
Not to be confused with "Up the Glitter" which is what he was supposed to have asked the underaged girl in Vietnam, which was where he ended up after leaving the UK. Again he was convicted and jailed.
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1. A bedazzled, fat-headed, oblivious horselike African mammal, similar to a stocky pony, having distinctive overall markings of alternating white and black extremely shiny stripes. Most commonly found in mountainous and champagne oasis regions.
I'm not sure who won the football game because some stupid Glitter Zebra was grazing right in front of the TV
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harry styles likes golden glitter in Unbelievers (larry stylinson fanfic) louis sprays golden glitter and it becomes Harry’s kink. we’re all traumatized now
Ill take you to the candy shop I’ll let you lick my lollipop. Fucking golden glitter im gonna kill you
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