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A plump/overweight person who insists on eating expensive gluten-free or other health foods thinking they will lose weight, typically failing to achieve results due to lack of exercise or other factors, resulting in largely irrational confusion, frustration, etc
Kirstie Alley is/was such a gluten-free Heffer!
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A gluten-free friend is a friend that sabotages every meal out with their bullshit. If a gluten-free friend senses people are having fun, they instantly become shit crippled, and ask if what they’re consuming has gluten.
We were having a great night last night when Justin got the bubble gut, and started yelling that his free range tofu had gluten in it. He totally fucked up the night; I’m putting him on the list of gluten-free friends.
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Any asshole that cruises restaurants spreading the fear of wheat into others while angering the entire staff and probably half of the customers. They do this while asking 30 questions and proudly sending back dishes that they fear contains an ingredient that almost nobody is allergic too until after they start the diet.
"excuse me sir, has this plate touched wheat ever?" "Are you allergic to wheat or are you a Gluten free-tard?"
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The act of receiving a blumpkin while eating gluten-free yogurt.
My girl made me go on a diet so I can only receive gluten-free blumpkins.
Since I’ve started my diet, I’ve lost 10 pounds off of gluten-free blumpkins.
A celebrity, for whatever reason or reasons, who adheres to a gluten free diet and lifestyle. The celebrity might have celiac, think that the lifestyle wards off autism or cancer, be wheat intolerant, have a sympathic diet to one close to them who is gluten free, or simply embrace the weight loss effects of short term gluten freedom.
Plural: gluten free celebrities
Some examples of gluten free celebrities are:
*Zooey Deschanel, movie actress and a gluten free celebrity, gfc
*Jane Swift, first female governor of massachusetts, is a gluten free celebrity, gfc
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