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Noun. Pronounced Joeb. Something that if it has to be said out loud, probably isn't true, and by verbalizing it, the speaker undermines exactly what it is saying.
The character George Oscar Bluth (GOB) from Arrested Development would say many phrases that are obviously false and by saying them out loud, it was clear he was lying and the exact opposite was true.
"That's a totally normal size penis" from anyone.
"My boyfriend is head over heels in love with me" from a girl whom was recently told about her boyfriend cheating on her.
Or, to quote GOB from arrested, "And that one's religious. That one gets pregnant, it stays pregnant. I dated a girl like that in high school. No I didn't." The immediate "No I didn't" is a clear Gobism.
May also be considered the noun form of Shakespeare's "The lady doth protest too much."
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short for good ol'fashion bitch
Louis' girlfriend was being a serious gob that day so we bought her a box of gobstoppers.
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GOB stands for "Good Ole' Boys" and is commonly a reference to any white trash, specifically that lives in the country (also see hillbilly or hick)
The G.O.B. is also a street gang centered in Hudson, Ohio. The GOB often fueds with the CMC and the South Side Tear Drop Set (SS TDS) in Hudson. It is believed that "Dirty Dennis" may have been the creator and leader of the GOB in Hudson before his arrest and departure from the state.
If you're going near the skatepark in Hudson, watch out for the GOB.
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Oh, what a cute little gobbing you have there, Mrs. Hobgoblin!
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GOB- Gays Over Bisexuals. This term is most commonly used from Gays who hate when Bisexuals cheat on them with the opposite sex. This acronym was first introduced to the urban society back in 1992 when it was calculated the most homosexuals started to come out of the closet.
John: Why do I like both cocks and bitches?
Craig: Like OMG just choose a side, GOB!
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a way to talk about your dude-sauce without anyone else being any the wiser. also good for turning into nicknames
You: Hey John, do you like to play with gob?
John: I guess...
You: Hahahahahaha! Fag!
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Chuck is such a friggin melvin that we've nicknamed him gobriella.
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