A little bitch who is bad at Fortnite.
Don't you hate that son of a bitch Jake Goff!
~Elon Musk
Weed so fire you feel like you have accended to the Heavens
Kid 1: yo bro pass the Zaa
Kid 2: ight bro I got you with some new shit
Kid 1: oh fr lemme hit it (TAKES A FAT RIP)
Kid 1: holy shit bro this shit is so good what ya call this?
Kid 2: bro you just smoked the Holy Goff
this kid got a mammoth cock bro
“Yo you hear bout that Ethan Goff kid”
“ yuh I heard his dick destroys the pussy”
Choff in the gat. In other words, when your autocorrect corrects “Gotchya” into “Goff in the Chat” And your friend spends hours trying to decipher what you are saying.
Andy - “Let me know if you want to go to the movies!”
Liam - “Ahh, Goff in the chat.”
Andy - “ What the fuck did you just say to me?”
To orgasm at random, or in mid-conversation
Ryan: "so how's your day?"
John: "Oh, it was okay, I got to... AHHH! I just goffed."
Refers to a grumpy old fart, particularly at a craps or other gambling table, who brings bad mojo to the table.
We gotta Goff at our 6. Let's move tables!