The cum that clogs the shower drains in college dorms.
Guy 1: Bro what the fuck?! I cant shower! The water won’t go down the fucking drain!
Guy 2: Sorry bro we’ve been away for a bit, dudes get horny. I didn’t mean to Justin Goff the shower.
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Choff in the gat. In other words, when your autocorrect corrects “Gotchya” into “Goff in the Chat” And your friend spends hours trying to decipher what you are saying.
Andy - “Let me know if you want to go to the movies!”
Liam - “Ahh, Goff in the chat.”
Andy - “ What the fuck did you just say to me?”
To orgasm at random, or in mid-conversation
Ryan: "so how's your day?"
John: "Oh, it was okay, I got to... AHHH! I just goffed."
Refers to a grumpy old fart, particularly at a craps or other gambling table, who brings bad mojo to the table.
We gotta Goff at our 6. Let's move tables!
The sound you make when you take a dick in your throat with equal willingness and excitement
That girl really Goff'd my dick.
A person that thinks their a goth not understanding any occult knowledge, gothic cathedral architecture and gnosis i.e knowledge based cerbral thought.
Wow, she plays the part well in her Halloween costume with fashionable cynicism- oh she's a Goff! He looks nice in full satanic regalia as he hurts others for drug and insecurity fund, oh he's a Goff.