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Ay-yup.Pepperidge farms.You should put it in a bucket.
Goldfish,the snack that smiles back.
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Like a catfish..... but she still expects you to pay for everything
Meant a girl on tinder but she ended up being a goldfish
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a vagina during the act of urination. Smelling of fish yet looking oh so golden.
When i walked in on Stacy in the bathroom i saw her nasty goldfish.
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When your eating goldfish and accidentally reach too far and touch a guys.. you know..
I'm so embarrassed, i accidentally did a goldfish to him last night.
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If you're not sure whether a woman is a golddigger or a catfish you just call her 'goldfish'.
She might be a goldfish bro, stay woke!
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one nite me and my friend were having sex and we ate goldfish all over our bodys
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To eat so much food that you get sick or feel close to death.
"Dude, get these chocolate raisins away from me or else I'm going to goldfish myself".
"Smoking weed always puts me in the mood to goldfish myself".
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