goldfish

Ay-yup.Pepperidge farms.You should put it in a bucket.

Goldfish,the snack that smiles back.

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Goldfish

Like a catfish..... but she still expects you to pay for everything

Meant a girl on tinder but she ended up being a goldfish

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Goldfished

refers to instantly forgetting something regardless of importance.
compares to how a goldfish changes direction in water suddenly for no apparent reason.

Blondes are the most susceptible to this.

1.) getting into your car and leaving a coffee and briefcase on the roof and driving away.

2.) leaving the bathroom after a shower in the morning and pouring a bowl of cereal naked.

someone sitting at the breakfast nook: "Why are you eating cereal naked?"

moving the bowl of cereal below waist and shrugging shoulders: "I must of goldfished."

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goldfish

a vagina during the act of urination. Smelling of fish yet looking oh so golden.

When i walked in on Stacy in the bathroom i saw her nasty goldfish.

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goldfish

When your eating goldfish and accidentally reach too far and touch a guys.. you know..

I'm so embarrassed, i accidentally did a goldfish to him last night.

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Goldfish

If you're not sure whether a woman is a golddigger or a catfish you just call her 'goldfish'.

She might be a goldfish bro, stay woke!

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goldfish

a ahwsomely horny good snack

one nite me and my friend were having sex and we ate goldfish all over our bodys

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