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The smell of your Gooch taint and balls after a round of golf
"Hey boys just been to the toilet there and had a swipe of my balls and I have a major case of Golfers Gooch it's sweet"
An alcoholic beverage made with 1 part limoncello and 3 parts iced tea.
I want to order a Drunken Golfer on the rocks please.
Someone who has picked up the sport of golfing since the beginning of covid lockdowns as a means of getting out. Such person has also convinced themselves of superior athleticism, because they have packed 8 years of experience in a two year period.
Justine is a covid golfer. She's a decent player from playing 5 games of golf every week since picking it up due to free time from covid.
Golfers Cough was invented by a man named Neil. He went golfing and contracted an horrendous cough which sounded very similar to a fog horn. It was very chesty and crackly. It is a very serious condition world wide and is contagious.
Me:Hey Neil - I think I am coming down with the cough you have.
Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.
Me:Ubuntu
A man (usually from wealthy neighborhoods) who practices their golf swing when stopped at crosswalks.
Many men in their 40's are crosswalk golfers.
Rolling his/her rock 🪨
Golfing his/her ball proficiently
Handling his/her business
Baller
Hey, is the new guy a decent salesman? I don’t know 🤷🏽 ♂️ if he’s a salesman yet, but he is a good golfer. The Dude shot 69-71 this weekend at the work retreat!