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Goober

Foolish person looked down upon by others, eejit and general gobshite. aka goobertron from goobertown.

That Cormac lad calls himself Leej-dog, that absolute Goober.

by absoledgebag November 23, 2011

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Goober

A fool or nerd that acts worse than a Gomer.

Probably from the Andy Griffith TV series because Goober was dumber than Gomer; and he wore a dumb hat like Jughead from the Archies comics.

I would much rather be called a Gomer than a Goober!

Stop acting like a goober you dumb-ass!

He just ate the garnish--what a goober!

That goober just pissed his pants!

by thedzone September 22, 2009

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Goober

A male organ (Penis) protruding from beneath tight clothing such as Lycra which a cyclist or male ballerina wears.

A male ballerina's goober was clearly visible beneath his tight dancing trousers.

by Azureblue May 12, 2014

18๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


Goober

1.) A derogatory word from contemporary American English similar in meaning to idiot or "scatterbrain".

2.) Australian slang for semen.

"That guy in Human Resources is a complete goober!"

"The coach is a total goober!"

by Charlie43 July 13, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


Goober

the eye crust before it dries and its all saucy like drop of snot but some how it just sits in the corner of your eye

Goooood morn-
Holy crap! honey you got a huge eye goober!

by KyleSmile&DogPile November 2, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Goober

A person having ricockulous homeliness and a tendancy towards redneck demeanor, activities, and intellect.

That snaggle-toothed, retarded looking, redneck Clint is such a fucking Goober.

by FagBoy June 27, 2005

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Goober

verb. An alternate take on the word goober; to goober- to actually laugh out loud while having a conversation with someone while conversing through texts or instant messages, where the other person's voice is not heard.

When you sent me that text in Biochem I goobered really badly. Everyone looked at me like I was a wierdo.

by Jojo Bobinson March 31, 2010

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