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when you eat your breakfast while on the toilet
Hila: Ethan why have you been in the bathroom for so long?
Ethan: Good morning, God bless.
When you shit, eat breakfast and drink coffee while on the toilet, at the same time.
"How was your weekend brother?"
"Amazing, I did a Good Morning and God Bless!"
"Oh I love doing those, they're fantastic!"
When your girl "sucks your penis" in the morning upon waking up.
I give my man a "Good morning Mr. president" at least three times a month to start his day off right cause if I don't do it one of those Monica Lewinsky's out there will!!
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When you wake up your partner by inserting your penis into their asshole.
"I gave her a Turkish good morning to get the day started right"
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When you wake up with such a large hard on that it looks like you a VC crawling under your blankets!
Good morning Vietknob! Jesus Christ. You had better make sure there's not a gook tunnel ratting your boxers.
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Going into the bathroom with some egg salad and a coffee, and just shit and have your breakfast on the john.
It was originally coined in by h3h3 when he was asked to make the act of shitting and drinking coffee in a communal bathroom less taboo.
John: Man, the bathroom has been backed up for ages thanks to Jerry. He's doing a Good Morning & God Bless
Adam: 'good morning and god bless'?
John: That's when you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.
Adam: That sounds like a good morning to me honestly!
The act of taking a shit while at the same time eating an egg salad and drinking coffee to sooth your bowels, popularize by H3H3
Mike: "Man, what's takeing Jim do long in the bathroom?"
Jim: "Good morning and God Bless"
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