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Two straight Italian men French kissing platonically.
“Have you seen Sal?”
“Yeah, he’s over given Lorenzo A Gooey Louie”
When one cums into the partners ear.
I gave her a gooey dungeon and she died.
After you finish busting during anal sex you left your nut in her butt and it feels gooey.
After all that anal sex I got the gooey butt.
A sexual act performed after multiple rounds of Patchwork as foreplay whereby the man ejaculates on his opponent's face and sticks as many patchwork game tiles as possible until one falls off.
Who's up for a game of patchwork? Loser gets the Gooey Uwe.
the art of a male pumping his seminal fluid in rectal era of person being penetrated, and patiently allowed to drip out of the surface. Can also be vaginally, but mostly a backdoor activity.
Pornstars who do 'gooey hole' videos tend to have low self-esteem.
When a man takes a shit, freezes it, cums on it, freezes it again, then uses it as a dildo either for himself, another guy, or a distgusting whore.
guy 1: want me to gooey panda you?
guy 2: NO!! whats wrong with you, you sick fuck!
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When a man ejaculates into a woman's pubic hair, then carefully places his thumbs on the outside of her labia and makes Wookiee cries while simultaneously opening and closing the vagina in unison with the cries.
Dude, I just gave Sally a Gooey Chewbacca and she fuckin' loved it! She won't get that shit out for a week!
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