To goose; to wingman until you're no longer required as a plot device to only then disappear in a blaze of glory, the fodder which is left in your wake has been goosed.
"Did you see Pete pull a goose on Friday? As soon as I said I was taking her home he was gone!"
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The act of forcing your index finder up the clothed anus of a friend or stranger, so that they cry out like a startled goose, the word "goose" must be said before the action takes place
i shouted goose in the pub, no one covered up, so guy in front of me got a bit of a surprise when my finger penetrated his anus through his pants, so shocked infact he had no words to protest against the action, so he just squawked like a dishevelled goose.
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When your partner or good friend names and shames you in the public arena as a joke
My mrs put me on the goose bad last night
The action of attempting breach on an unsuspecting anus with the use of digit(s).
Haughey made fast for the crest of the stairwell through fear of one of the boys gooseing his exposed arsehole.
Geese are strange, mysterious animals with white fluffy feathers and orange beaks. The make wierd and annoying sounds that make people run away. Geese are also the best animals in the world and come under the definition of βslayerβ. Geese always slay and their sexy honk make them slay even more.
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Flapped it, chicken out, goosed it.
He was going to moon the bitch next door but he goosed it
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