governator

A ruthless killing machine intent on destroying Gray Davis and becoming Governor of California. The name develops from a combination of "Terminator" (what he did to Mr Davis) and Governor (what he is now).

"As your governor, I am 100% against gun control! Are there any objections?!"
"Um... er... I'm pro-gun control..."
"YOU WILL BE GOVERNATED!!!!" <shoots wildly in all directions with a pair of massive guns> "AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

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government

A disease masquerading as its own cure.

You'd think we'd figure out that the government is simply a disease masquerading as its own cure.

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Government

Government is a group of fraudsters, petty criminals, murderers, and armaments dealers who legislate to protect the citizens and subjects of a country from fraudsters, petty criminals, and other such misfits.

"dude I been thinking that we may as well ask the mafia to
run this country - they may be less criminal"

"man havent you sussed it yet? the government is the mafia"

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government

The REAL root of all evil!

Right when you thought they couldn't possibly screw up more, they surpise you.

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Government

Fucking bullshit. Thats all it is.

The government is sort of like the smelly stuff on the groun that you find on a farm.

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government

1.A long forgotten theory on how to help the people of a country
2.The beginning of a world wide order whose sole mission is to destroy the way of life as defined by the constitution.
3.A body of men origanally intended to be run by the people of the country, but eventually will revert to dicctatorship.
4.See also Evil Empire, Hypocrite, Democrat, Republican, Lucifer

The government will steal and eat your babies.

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the government

a bunch of damn fools

Taxation is theft, I don't play by the rules.

I make the government look like a bunch of damn fools.

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