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A driver that will not exceed the speed limit and will not move out of the left lane, thereby forcing everyone to drive at or below the speed limit.
I would have been here sooner, but I got stuck behind a left-lane governor going 65 mph. The jerk would not move over into the right lane!
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A phrase used when a person you're arguing against is about to say something really stupid and realizes it, but you want them to continue so that you can win the argument.
R: You said in the Rose Garden the day after the attack, it was an act of terror. It was not a spontaneous demonstration, is that what you're saying?
O: Please proceed. Please proceed governor.
R: I want to make sure we get that for the record because it took the president 14 days before he called the attack in Benghazi an act of terror.
O: Get the transcript.
C: It -- it -- it -- he did in fact, sir. So let me -- let me -- call it an act of terror...
O: Can you say that a little louder, Candy?
C: He -- he did call it an act of terror.
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A high school in Berkeley Heights, a smallish town in northern New Jersey. With a population of no more than 2,000 students, there is not an ounce of diversity, with the exception of some Asians and indians. You will see no more than 2 black people per grade, and the lack of diversity gives the town its infamous nickname it bears, Berkeley Whites. Governor Livingston is the epitome of a bigoted small town high school. The students are either competing to go to ivy schools, have their parents pay them into some mediocre private school, or, attend rutgers, ucc, or msu. The teachers and faculty get cancelled and flamed every months when racist or homophobic issues get exposed, but it all washes over in a few months, the “change” being a new student run diversity club. The gym bathrooms are not for traditional restroom uses. Every time you enter, you will find at least one student skipping class, and the entire bathroom getting hotboxed from nicotine addicts. If you go in the morning, you’ll find many students crammed into the big stall, passing a cart around, trying to get high before class starts. Any words or story’s you tell to your friend in that bathroom, the entire will find out about. Any male teacher in the school is most likely a pedophile, and that change increases at the same rate of their age.
Person 1- Hey, what school did you graduate from?
Person 2- Governor Livingston, why?
Person 1- That makes sense, you have no idea how to function in an environment that’s not bigoted, clique, and gossipy!
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She always knows what to say and when to say it. Governor is really good at making others happy, and seems to know what makes every person feel better individually. Her jokes are very original and have a uniqueness to them that most jokes dont have.
Person 1: Hello
governor-jerry-brown: *and hear we see a group of vsco girls in their natural habitat*
She knows how to make every person happy individually. Her jokes can put a smile on anyones face no matter how sad they are. She knows the best and most affective way to make your life better. Shes always there when you need her, and is the baddest bitch you’ll ever lay your eyes on.
Person 1: Hello
governor-jerry-brown: *and hear we see a group of vsco girls in their natural habitat*
take a shit, go to the bathroom and cannot be bothered, important business
Wife: where are you going?
Man: Don't bother me i have a meeting with the governor.
1.to take a shit 2. to see a man about a wallaby 3. masturbate
Man, I totally have to shake hands with the governor after eating all that cheese.
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