Grant On

When entering the world, a few have a purpose in life. It is a respectable and honorable purpose. A purpose worthy of a Gods themselves. This purpose is the act of going out and engaging with gorgeous women and convincing them to share pics of their beauty with the world through thechive.com. Perhaps there will bras to burn or future lower back problems to show. Maybe it'll just be an afternoon randomness but these people grant on. God bless you Chivers and grant on.

Chiver 1: Dude, your ex posted up pics of herself on today's daily afternoon randomness!
Chiver 2: What can I say? I grant on, brotha. Keep calm and chive on.

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Grant

He's stupid and anti-social. He doesn't talk much around people he doesn't know but if you get to know him he'll open up more. He's probably one of the weirdest people you'll ever meet.

Person 1: What the heck is that person doing in the dumpster?
Person 2: Oh, that's Grant
Grant: *banana peel in mouth* anybody want a bite?

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grant

a stupid bitch

grant is a stupid bitch

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Grant

A complex person that has a lot on his mind, comes off as a shy person but if he chooses to will talk your ear off. Grant is very observant and cares for others if sees someone doing wrong to another person, sometimes have wicked thoughts, Grants are very stylish and have a good music choice, has a lot to offer to a girl but be careful Grant’s will cut you off quick

1. Who is that
2. Oh that’s Grant

1. He’s always quiet but stylish
2. That’s true

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Grant

The biggest simp god out there. Will literally lick a girls shoe and think he has a chance but still get rejected or friend zoned

Hey did you hear about grant?
He got friend zoned again lmao!

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Grant

the best person ever who is the smartest and most ambitious kid in your grade who makes everyone else look like dumbasses

Grant is the best

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Grant

One who is particularly good-looking and talented, more talented than a Duncan, but not as good-looking. There is a special word for girls who do not like a Grant (see Lesbian).

X Games Dude: Here we have Grant pulling off the first 1080 on a skateboard.

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