Greasing

A new craze sweeping the English shires like an agressive rash, Greasing involves giving someone's doorhandle a good bit of ass. Origins of this majestic sport point to Sale, England where "The Bumface" is also thought to have been practiced on a religuous scale.

"Greasing tonight anyone?"
"Ah mate I've just had a shower, I don't fancy getting chafe"
"Well we'll go for a bit of a dance first, get a bit of sweat between those cheeks and you will be primed for a greasing my son"
"Thats what I'm talking about!"

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grease

1. To bump someone off.

2. A slimey substance worn in the hair of Pachucos.

3. The binding element of a Duck Ass haircut.

1. Vinnie the Wop didn't pay my bag man. Go grease him.

2. Oooh, look at that Pachuco! His hair has so much grease in it! I think I'm falling in love!

3. Elvis Presley knew just how much grease to put in his hair.

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greased

when someone "farts" a long, nasty, and loud fart; they tend to have a foul smell.

ie. "some lady just greased one while standing beside me...it was loud and everything!"

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greasing

eating, as in greasy food

We went to McDonalds and did some serious greasing

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Greasing

(Noun) The art of bullshitting/faking like you know how to do something.

When faced with impossibly brutal homework, one learns to perfect the concept of greasing.

"That test was very difficult," said Panjeet. "I had to employ much greasing to survive."

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grease

another slang term for crystal meth. because of the greasy form it takes when you melt it down in a pipe, light bulb, whatever you use...

smoking grease, or, getting greasy (getting high on crystal) me and sarah got greasy as fuck last night im still spun

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grease

oily stuff most used for lubrication
frying chips with and the number one key to getting girls to be repulsed by your every movement (apart from bad BO) makes you want to physically hurl and cringe in fear as it emanates from someone or something just waiting to touch you and go 'bleerrrggghhhhh' while making you feel gross.

'omigosh i just silled on this pile of...*reads sign*...grease? huh...okay then'

'hey tina did you check out the geek with the glasses?'
'yeah i did michelle i bet his forehead is pitted with grease'

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