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Greenwich is a place where everyone owns giant houses except a few down to earth people because everyone else has their heads shoved halfway up their asses. All the pussy boys play water polo and swim and all the girls play feild hockey and swim and during the summer they hang out at their rich and fancy clubs and think that their still not rich if they get called on it. Getting high and stoned at the high skool is probably the thing that most kids think will help them be cool. And most girls are total assholes and wont look at u twice unless ur ripped, ur parents are rich, u own 4 cars, belong to a club, and have three houses. Everyone in greenwich is basically a giant pussy and they are sheltered in a world and will probably get their ass kicked by the time they get into college if theyre not too stoned out to get there.
John: Hey Alex wanna come ova?
Alex: yea man we gonna smoke some nugget and listen to phish?
John: Yea bro maybe call some bitties but we got polo tomm morning
Alex: fuck that shit my parents will pay off the coach
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it is a rich town and a town where simply red isnt good enough, it has to be nantucket red, and collars defy gravity
richard: i live in Greenwich and everything in my closet is ralph lauren,polo,vineyard vines,j.crew and a+f
calvin: dude u forgot lacaste u fucking ass leave this town
richard: ok
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only in greenwich does one see a five year old girl dressed in the complete lilly outfit, along with her mother in a completely matching dress. Jack rogers are the way to go, along with rainbows, eliza b's, and if the mothers shoe closet is not filled with at least three pairs of prada shoes then they are shunned from their social life. Girls are known to all have the same hair color, slightly dirty blonde with platinum highlights. If one is ever seen with a middle part, she will be quickly chastized by her peers, and will quickly adjust her below the shoulder, perfectly straightened hair, to a close-to-a-comb-over side part. Even the boys must wear their hair on the side, of course with wings, buzz cuts are not acceptable. Popped collars are the dress code and you must be wearing coach ballet flats even through the snow. Often times boys and girls wear the same thing such as madras shorts or skirts, seesucker bermuda shorts, and ralph lauren cashmere cable knit sweaters.If seen with solow pants ROLLED, not one person will speak to you. Fashion seems to be timeless in this Greenwich bubbble. The interest in such clothing like vineyard vines, ralph lauren, lacoste, j.crew and other popular boutiques is passed down from generation to generation. If your home is under a million dollars, you are considered in the "lower class".
Education is extremely important to these wealthy families, considering most of the children's tuitions are equal to the rest of the world's yearly salary. Often times, kids are sent away to boarding schools to pursue thier athletic careers. Popular sports include lacrosse, field hockey, ice hockey, tennis, squash, sailing, football, and golf.
Once a child reaches the age of twelve or so, they are allowed to travel the avenue with their new cell phone and debit card. Overpriced does not even exist in the Greenwich vocabulary. A twenty dollar undershirt is considered dirt cheap. Eighty dollars for a pair of sweatpants? Oh my gosh that is such a bargain. Looking for a cute inexpensive shirt to wear to a school dance might require a one hundred and fifty dollar bill at Reflection of Wishlist. Most of the families own two houses or rent the same one every year in such popular places as Vail, Nantucket, and the Vineyard.
Hunter:"where are you going for the holidays?"
Summer:"new jersey"
Hunter:"where the hell is that? is that near greenwich?"
Summer:"ummmm..."
Hunter:"well my family always goes skiing in vail."
Mary Grace:"hey what are you doing friday after school?"
Anne:"oh, taylor and i were going to go to the ave to get manis pedis want to come?"
Mary Grace:"well, i have a facial at 2 so could i meet you for lunch at mediterraneo at like 3 and then we can go get my seven jeans on hold at rags for the dance at the yacht club tonight?"
Anne:"oh yeah sure, i have a theory tank top on hold too so we can go together!"
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greenwich is a wealthy town in connecticut, known for its abundance of wall street tycoons, celebrities, and most of all, drug-addicted, alcoholic, asshole-ish teenagers.
the majority of the 2700+ kids at Greenwich High School can easily be labeled into some sort of group, but those who "dominate" (really only in their minds) are often referred to as the biddies. listening to one of their conversations is often entertaining, as they most always pan out something like this - "who's throwing down tonight? idk but uh i got like 3 racks. dank, and i got the nugs, so we'll be gettin mad swilled tonight....OR....fuck yeah man she was so smashed she booted everywhere shes throwing down again tonight." teens in greenwich are so bored with this town, so the lack of stuff to do has created the indifferent, drunk/high 24/7 zombies that occupy the schools and the town. it's super fun.
"man what are we doing tonight?"
"idk man but i heard someone's throwing down in greenwich"
"ill get the nugs and we'll get swillskied."
"dank, man."
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a rich town in Conneticutt where all the lil rich kids spend their time on the ave, and buy tiffany gifts for their friends birthdays. they wouldnt be caught dead in a polo that isnt lacoste. they all call their town GHETTO and crappy, but they really have no idea what they are talking about. so shut up.
shane: whatchya doin tonight?
kelly: i'm headin to the ave..then we're going to the club
shane: do you like my lacoste shirt?
kelly: yeah its the shit!!
shane: omg look at our school its so ghetto, they havnt even replaced our basketball hooop
kelly: yeah i know so sad, i mean its 1 year old, and jesus cant you tell.
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Located in Connecticut, Greenwich is the most ghetto place to live, and six ghetto monks go to GCDS there and ball constantly.
Greenwich is an ill place to live
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a really, well most of it, if you live in cos cob, byram, or any other place like that you are not accepted, nor should you be. the black people are all frightening, and all the white people that live in those areas want to be black. POLO, everything that the non racially challeneged white people wear is polo, lacoste, abercromie or vineyard vines. greenwich is classy minus cos cob and byram, its better than darien and new canaan. at the schools in greenwich the kids are richer than the teachers and it is accepted, private jets and summer houses are nothing to get excited about, everyone "summers" in nantucket or marthas vineyard where they have summer houses, kids with houses from 1 million to 1.5 million dollars arent considered rich at all, to see houses in the paper anywhere from 15-30 million dollars isnt big news, greenwich is home to the most expensive home in connecticut it sold for over 50 million dollars (50 or 80 million canrt remeber) greenwich is a nice town, as long as you are in the right area, backcountry riverside and old greenwich oh and belle haven are mostly the only places to go other than that you will be faced with the ghetto people, that are loud and obnoxikous and are a disgrace to the town of greenwich, and yes, everyone is a stoner... everyone, kids getting high in the bathroom is nothing new, and if someone is wearing sunglasses in school you can guess why... also the most prevalent sports are water polo, lacrosse, and feild hockey if you dont do those you arent true greenwich
harry: hey ty wanna go driving my 'rents just got me my new bmw
tyler: yeah sure, its not.... a used car is it.....
harry: NO, if it were used it would ge tmy lacoste dirty, but on the other hand it would hide the smell of my pot
tyler: ok good....
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tyler:where the hell are we
harry: oh no..... oh no.......... i think we are in......... byram
tyler: SHIT
haryy: lock the doors roll up the windows and look ahead dont make eyecontact
tyler: wheres our dealer....
harry: oh i got our stash in the locker room after lacrosse
tyler: ok good... last game of the season thank god school is over
harry: yeha im leaving for nantucket tomorrow for two months, god i cant stand liviing in that trash heap... it was like 2.5 million when we bought it,
tyler: thats disgusting.... the club opens next week, i cant wait
harry: thats straight any hot biddies there
tyler: you know it.............
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