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Is a girl that can get anyone but doesn't want anyone for she is an independent, strong, confident woman. Her dream and future are successful and is loyal and if you ever get close with she will help you through anything and will be the funniest person you meet.
Gretchen Easterwood is my idol.
The #1 candidate for the Class of 2018 student council. Loves long strolls on the beach and puppies. Especially puppies.
"Who did you vote for in the student council election?" "I voted for Gretchen Bowers, of course."
Hot, sexy, German, loveable girl who has the biggest heart and craves for adventure, Gretchens are typically blonde and smart and end up with guys named James, Fred, or Richie. Gretchens are extremely gullible yet have a sense of truth which makes them good girlfriends. Everyone loves Gretchens.
Did you see my girlfriend, she's a complete Gretchen Kotz!
In Bro Culture, often used to describe the forsaken land found between the vagina and buttock. Otherwise known as the taint, gooch, middle-earth, or the unholy ghost of the trinity.
"Bro, she put the bidet on feminine mode and got sprayed right in the gretchen."
"Brah, her gretchen disappeared after she crowned."
"Bruh, I had her completely naked but had to walk away when I saw her unshaven gretchen."
She's a good friend and fun to hang out with for a little bit as long as you have a few other people around with you.
Now in some cases, she is a jerk
Shes basically a lazy girl who acts all sweet but is secretly a lazy controlling person who only wants things her way. She will try to steal your friends and your life and not talk to you when you call her out on being a bad person, She has cool parents though.
person 1:"Bro Gretchen ruined my life".
person 2: "what do you mean shes so sweet"
person one" No shes just a lazy jerk".