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The unidentifiably Hispanic lawn maintenance crew. They mysteriously appear at 10am on a Saturday, with neither call nor contract. They set up all their equipment and wake you up with their obnoxious weed eaters, but manage to disappear before you are awake enough to open the blinds.
*covers face with pillow* Damnit honey the Guatemalan lawn ninjas are back!
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When Mike heard about the Guatemalan Rattlesnake, he had to look it up in UD.
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Doing anal raw with no lube after Taco Tuesday.
My wife said she wanted to do a Guatemalan fire starter so I had to cook some tacos!
When pent up gases in the female vaginal pipe shoot out into a person's eye while either in 69 or straight eating the curly curtains. Often resulting in pink eye.
Kyle: Danny, what happened to your eye?
Danny: I got a Guatemalan Glaucoma check last night
Kyle: Was it that spicy?
when a male victim of homosexual rape reaches back between his legs and grabs the testicles of the raper and squeezes them as hard as he can. this technique is often a last ditch effort to halt the rape in progress.
this technique is called the "guatemalan" grinder grab due to the fact that first recorded occurrence of this technique was in Guatemala.
man 1: "why you walkin all funny ralph?"
ralph: "that dirty mexican i was raping last night gave me a guatemalan grinder grab... i think he popped my right ball!"
man 1: "harsh dude! that's why i always chloroform them first!"
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The act of eating extremely spicy food and using the resulting firedooky as lube.
The guatemalan hot pocket is only attempted by the lowliest of central americans, or the most extreme porn stars.
the nastiest of pussy warts, hauling from Guatemala. These pussy warts measure between 2-3 inches in length, and an inch in diameter. These pussy warts are known for oozing yellow-green puss, and smelling like burnt tires piled on top of rotting skunk spray glands. Do not fuck a woman with guatemalan pussy warts, your dick will surely fall off
jack: bro did you fuck that bitch you met on tinder?
Alex: no bro, I saw that she had guatemalan pussy warts when she took her panties off
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