Random
Source Code
Random
You haven't been practicing.
STOP BEING A GUILLERMO AND PRACTICE
An autistic but beautiful Spanish kid that lives in the center of Madrid. He masturbates three times a day with pictures of his crush.
Girl: I wish Guillermo is fapping with a picture of me.
A buff and sexy costa rican with a very hairy chest and back.
Every girl was sexually attracted to Chris because he was a Guillermo.
Yay Guillermo! He said the thing I said except not as well and after me! Neat! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!!
Hym "What's with bald, weasel-faced idiots trying to slight me today? My hair is too thick for most hair clippers, man. I shave my head just to spite you. When it comes to having a luscious mane that's impossible for one of us and not the other I'm willing to forgo that... To spite you. And you know you have to rub out that first easy one, my G. Or you don't, in which case, I feel bad for your wife.... But that's ok! I've been known to give lessons. 4,500 an hour, 3 lessons a week, and I'll pay for you to go to McDonald's or something while I teach you wife everything she needs to know. That's a steal! I usually charge 9,000! That's 50% off! But payment happens before I walk in the door and if I don't want to hump your wife, no refunds. But none of this has anything to do with Guillermo."