a bad guitar player that thinks he/she is proficient and enjoyable.
I've got a rift with a guitard.
A person who is great at Guitar Hero but cannot acctually play a real guitar.
Joe: "Yes! I got 100% on this song in Guitar Hero!"
Jim: "Sorry what was that? I was trying to play this song on my real guitar."
Joe: "Oh wow, I could never play one of those! Too many colors to press at once!"
Jim: "You are Guitarded."
being completely unfamiliar with anything to do with guitars, including terms, makes and accessories.
Guitar player: ok, so you play the A minor chord by holding down the first string second fret, the second stri-
Me: whoa, whoa slow down! the first what now?
Gutar Player: my god ur guitarded
Unable to play guitar; has taken guitar lessons and became a worse player; unable to grasp the concept of playing guitar.
I've taken guitar lessons for years and still can't play. My teacher says I'm guitarded.
Someone who plays guitar but doesn't practice enough to learn it well.
Scott: You've been playing guitar for 5 years now and you still don't know any chords?
Barry: I'm guitarded I guess...
One musicians term of admiration towards another musician based on unorthodox actions and manners. (specifically goofy)
Bryan Bee has got to be the most guitarded musician I’ve ever met