A lolcow on the SuperMarioLogan wiki who does nothing but sit his ass down and scroll through the SML Wiki and he has no other life, he is a socially awkward and anti social person who spends all of his time on the internet and isolates himself from the outside world, he's a very immature person for a 19 year old as well, he also says garbage like "AYAYA!" like shut the fuck up. There is no way this guy has friends in real life and all he does is use the internet, he uses the wiki while at his job as well. He also works at McDonalds like haha he probably eats all of the burgers because he's so fat and unhealthy!
Gummy Cow! is an SML Wiki staff.
The solidified saliva that forms on the side of some people's mouths when they exercise
I could tell he had just finished playing a soccer game because he was sweating and had the white gummies.
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An absurdly small penis.
-Dude, have you seen James? He has a gummy cracker!
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A gummy musket is when a person who chews a lot of gum (Nicorette,Dentine,etc) routinely swallows it rather than spit it out when spent. Subsequent bowel movements often result in the gum getting matted in the ass hair as a result of wiping. Removal of embedded gum is difficult and painful.
I jerked out a gigantic tuft of ass hair on account of a gummy musket.
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Cum into your hand and wipe it on your partner's mouth
I gave Lucy a gummy gomez last night, she licked it up, that bitch is crazy.
When a woman removes her teeth, for the sole purpose of performing fellatio.
When Edna came by my house last night, I got Gummy Bear'd, before we had intercourse!
When one inserts their entire hand into their mouth during a blowjob to give a fully mouth-enveloped handjob.
Bro I got a gummy knuckle from my girl the other night.