myspace HIV

This is when you get the fever of myspace and realize that you'll die in that chair sooner or later.

I got into it and I cant leave it... I think I got myspace HIV

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HIV Knees

When your knees are really fucked up as a result of an over-devolped crick symptom of the leg.

"Dean shut up, youz got HIV Knees."
-Tungsten

"Dean can't come out and play because he's got HIV Knees." -Dean's mom

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HIV/AIDS

Gods tool of purification for the human race, as this virus is seen to have swept through homosexual and minory communities.

"Did you hear about the HIV/AIDS virus? no, you havent? Well, its Gods tool of purifacation. He uses it to kill minorities and homosexuals. Hes gotta keep the world pure somehow...namean son?"

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HIV Positive

what landon is

Landon is HIV positive

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Net HIV Fphobia

When your portable device will not join a wireless network for fear of getting a virus

Mr. Markie Mark the IT guy said that my phone did not have a Net HIV Fphobia , but it did have a ID-10-T issue.

I'm HIV positive

A response to "are you sure?" if you have HIV and are sure about something.

Kyle: Are you sure?
Cartman: I'm HIV positive.

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(s)hiv

Being stabbed by a prostitue mid-coitus. Simultaneously being stabbed and contracting Veneral Disease.

Luckily, Haines survived being (s)hiv'ed during his lastest Atlantic City bender.

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