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Richard Montgomery HS

The place where our mascot is a penis and the only clique we never see is the IB kids, except when they're running for election. Where our principal Demon Monteleone, loves to hear himself talk, but cannot pronounce the word "harassment". Despite renovations in 2007, the school looks very much like a prison. Where people hate it so much that they take a shit down Main Street. BEWARE, our former head of security is known for fucking a student. Most of the teachers and substitutes are not qualified to do their jobs More than once, a history major has covered an English class and spent the whole period talking about something unrelated. With the addition of portables half of the parking lot was covered, leaving the 2400 student body with only 80 parking spaces. Plus, in the basement, theres a cockroach infestation. Not to mention the counselors who are fairly incapable at doing their jobs productively. Have fun coming here, because you know that the students won't.

John: (WJHS student) Bro, i heard Richard Montgomery HS was totally dope!
Jack: (WCHS student)Yeah, man. I heard that IT'S SO RAD!
Jerry (RMHS student) Woah boys, you heard wrong, RM is a total hellhole

by Hoes in the stacks April 22, 2018

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Bishop Blanchet HS

Bishop Blanchet High School is a private catholic school in Seattle WA. This school is like a boiling pit of racism spilling over onto the floor. The white boys at this school are the most peanut brained carrot dicked motherfuckers that do not give a fuck about anything or think about anything without their “m***o sized” cocks. The girls will cry and whine over a couple dents in their precious hydroflasks and gossip about people 24/7 or what they will wear to a party that weekend. Every white girl wears brandy mellville so they all look the same and it’s hilarious. There was a gun threat because some dumbass brought a bullet to school and the white ass teacher didnt do shit about it and he didnt even get suspended.

NEVER go to bishop blanchet HS

by nsnskkxichgbwb January 21, 2019


brandon hs (fl)

a school in brandon, florida with a horrible football team, std infested cheerleaders and annoying ass teachers. brandon tends to be a pretty fun school at times but the aps are always blowing their whistles too fucking loud for no reason and giving out lunch detention for stupid ass things. brandon got hella baddies though and theres no reason not to go.

Gay: riverview is way better than brandon hs (fl)
Me: shut the fuck up

by insta @theworldvsbrandon November 14, 2019


Louis-Riel HS

Sports focused high school, invaded by Somalian pirates, one of the craziest schools in Ottawa. They are well known for the elite uniforms & sportswear, as well as the huge spectators they attract during basketball playoffs. Let’s not forget their amazing mix of African culture. Black history months at Louis-Riel is a time everyone waits for, but it gets carried by Congolese students. The guys at Louis-Riel are ALL loyal. God-given angels. And the girls are just there.

Don’t sleep on Louis-Riel HS

If you see Mme Mathieu just run

The goofy middle school student who fought at St-Laurent go to Louis-Riel

by Justin Lafontaine January 23, 2021

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Pleasant Valley HS

School found in Bettendorf, IA that claims every year to be the "best" school in Iowa. Most of that high-quality education they claim to have is funded by the tax dollars of the silver spoon in the ass parents of the already entitled students. Our football is shit because the only thing the kids are willing to hit hard is their vape. Depression and stress have become the sole personality trait of 50% of the girl population here, while the boys love to sit and listen because their snobby ass parents at home won't give them any attention.

Pleasant Valley HS is so diverse and accepting, minus the 100 swastikas written in the bathroom stalls.

by wtfdanny April 14, 2020


Pleasant Valley HS

A school in bettendorf which is made up of “rednecks” with shit trucks, white girls who think they are better than everyone else, and entitled white kids with slow ass jeeps that their parents bought for them. You can find nic on almost anyone you meet there, and atomic or dunkin on any white girl you see. Some kids in the school have a good family, a big ass house, and somehow still throw their life away and think they are hot shit. PV is filled with entitled, rich, snobby losers.

Don’t ever go to Pleasant Valley HS, you’ll regret it!

by Peendestroyer January 22, 2021


Richard Montgomery HS

Richard Montgomery High School consistently ranks as one of the best high schools in the nation. Extremely diverse with preps, nerds, jocks, emos, faggots, blacks, whites, asians, latinos, and sri lankans, everyone is bound to find their own niche.

MYP kid: "Richard Montgomery HS Class of 08 baby!"
IB kid: "I am a nerd"
MYP kid: " ? "

by deia September 25, 2007

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