haggis hangin'

Scots origin- typically a greeting when prefaced with a question. An enquiry as to how one is which was originated by Velvet's mum in 2009.

Question- "How's yer haggis hangin' ?"

Response- "Swingin' man."

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haggis

Its a bagpipe for scottish people

Haggis=bagpipe

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Aladdin's Haggis

An Arab girls anus.

I shagged her up the Aladdin's haggis last night.

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Haggis Surprise

Where some guys exhume a recently dead person's stomache and then fuck it
After ejaculating they shit into it, mix in entrails and ideally some period blood and then cooks it and serve it to somoene with some delicious chocolate (shit) sauce

Guy 1: 'I Invited some guys over to watch die hard on saturday night, instead we ended up giving my neighbour our haggis surprise'

Guy 2: 'Sweet man I cant belive I missed it'

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Aladdin's Haggis

An Arab Girls anus.

I shagged her up the Aladdin's Haggis!

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Haggis

The act of completely bailing, on friends or otherwise.

1. O shit man its the cops; Everyone HAGGIS!!

2. Man, you totally did the haggis on me last night and left me with that fat chick.

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Haggis Muncher

Noun, A person who consumes a copious amount of haggis, usually scottish.

Have you seen him? Who? Triviaking! Oh yeah, what a haggis muncher.

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